“This is the hottest booth! You’ve got to come in here and see what’s really happening in art today!”
“Well I understand that may be reasonable to you but if you want to make a sale you have to make it reasonable for me.”
“How much more of this are you ready for?”
“Well that’s the most dismal thing I’ve seen since we’ve been here.”
A: “To me those prints are like a stroll among the flowers on a spring day.”
B: “What?”
“It’s just sick…but funny you know?”
“It feels like an ice cream headache but I haven’t had any ice cream.”
[Into cell phone] “You should come down here. It’s like a smorgasbord…(pause)...like a big platter…just come meet me.”